Stick or Twist

[suityou01]

I'd just like to register how much this thread bores me.

[Unix]

I'd just like to register how much this thread bores me.

It's not about you is that why you narcissistic feckwit?

[FatLazyContractor]

[suityou01]

It's not about you is that why you narcissistic feckwit?

Nah, it's just because it's irretrievably dull, this gig is doing my chunk in and I fancied sharpening my claws on someone.

[Unix]

Nah, it's just because it's irretrievably dull, this gig is doing my chunk in and I fancied sharpening my claws on someone.

Ah ok.

[FatLazyContractor]

Nah, it's just because it's irretrievably dull, this gig is doing my chunk in and I fancied sharpening my claws on someone.

Isn't it better sharpening 'em on some blubber?

[suityou01]

Ah ok.

Honesty is the best policy I find.

[Unix]

Honesty is the best policy I find.

Agreed

[suityou01]

Isn't it better sharpening 'em on some blubber?

It'd get messy, like a cat playing with a water balloon full of advocaat.

[SunnyInHades]

"Zero eye candy in the office" is an irrelevant argument because this is the norm in IT

I concur with that.
Further, if any female from accounts/sales/marketing/front desk becomes aware that 'you're a programmer' in any shape
or form they'll avoid like the plague.

However, if you take the mantel of 'Director' and/or optionally flaunt 'wealth' (e.g. any brand new car, doesn't have to be a 911) then the fairer sex will take immediate notice.

Warning regarding 'eye candy': "Every woman in her reproductive years makes vaginal discharge EVERY DAY. Types of discharge
a) Bloody or brown
b) Cloudy or yellow
c) Frothy, yellow or greenish with a bad smell
d) Pink
e) Thick, white, cheesy
f) White, grey, or yellow with fishy odour"