I'd just like to register how much this thread bores me.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI'd just like to register how much this thread bores me.Comment
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Originally posted by Unix View PostIt's not about you is that why you narcissistic feckwit?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostNah, it's just because it's irretrievably dull, this gig is doing my chunk in and I fancied sharpening my claws on someone.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostNah, it's just because it's irretrievably dull, this gig is doing my chunk in and I fancied sharpening my claws on someone.Comment
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Originally posted by Unix View PostAh ok.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostIsn't it better sharpening 'em on some blubber?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post"Zero eye candy in the office" is an irrelevant argument because this is the norm in IT
Further, if any female from accounts/sales/marketing/front desk becomes aware that 'you're a programmer' in any shape
or form they'll avoid like the plague.
However, if you take the mantel of 'Director' and/or optionally flaunt 'wealth' (e.g. any brand new car, doesn't have to be a 911) then the fairer sex will take immediate notice.
Warning regarding 'eye candy': "Every woman in her reproductive years makes vaginal discharge EVERY DAY. Types of discharge
a) Bloody or brown
b) Cloudy or yellow
c) Frothy, yellow or greenish with a bad smell
d) Pink
e) Thick, white, cheesy
f) White, grey, or yellow with fishy odour"Comment
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