It's National Talk Like An Agent Day...

[northernladuk]

Have we missed this one? Seems to be business as normal around here which is odd as talking like an agent apparently get's you a forum award

[vetran]

I would really like you to put you forward all I need is thirteen references and your sister's phone number.

[NibblyPig]

From an e-mail today, for the job of exact quote: 'Lifestyle' Java Developer

The company aren't looking for an average 9-5 developer; If you invest time into keeping up with market trends and consider yourself a futurist, a 'lifestyle developer', it would be worth you applying.

I don't like to think of it as Talk Like An Agent Day.

I prefer to think of it as Converse In The Manner Of a Visionary Synergiser. Joining together with adept mentorship a developer that will work more than 9-5 with a business that will only pay them for 9-5

[northernladuk]

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Erm.... Ooooooookay :

[NibblyPig]

Don't be so mercenary. Strategise and be a team player. The client doesn't want someone that goes home just because it's 5pm. Also they are overbudget and can only afford 50 quid less than the rate you wanted

[DodgyAgent]

Have we missed this one? Seems to be business as normal around here which is odd as talking like an agent apparently get's you a forum award

[SlipTheJab]

Have we missed this one? Seems to be business as normal around here which is odd as talking like an agent apparently get's you a forum award

But just like the Murphys, yer not Bitter

[SlipTheJab]

Lifestyle Developer = No Life Developer? Oh and while we're at it WTF is a 'Rockstar' when it comes to coding rather than playing a guitar/drums?

[FatLazyContractor]

Have we missed this one? Seems to be business as normal around here which is odd as talking like an agent apparently get's you a forum award

erm .....