The more you earn the more you drink, official figures suggest

[NibblyPig]

I knew the tramp on the corner drinking cans of special brew was one of you guys

[MrMarkyMark]

Can you claim the UK JSA in China?

It's the UK, does that really sound so ridiculous

[NibblyPig]

It's the UK do that really sound so ridiculous

Candidate #1

[vetran]

Seems right. I do about 100 units per week.

with your mass it probably doesn't have much effect.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

I knew one of the highly skilled IT contractors on the corner drinking cans of special brew was one of you guys

[AtW]

It's only official if I say so!!!

[MrMarkyMark]

Candidate #1

That's the last time I share my crack pipe and brew with you sunshine

[OnceStonedRose]

Drinking is for mugs.

[WTFH]

I used to drink my homebrew direct from the demijohn, but ever since a bad experience a few years ago I've just bottled it.

[vetran]

I used to drink my homebrew direct from the demijohn, but ever since a bad experience a few years ago I've just bottled it.

5 Litres 2.5 Litres of Merlot sitting behind me.