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Client offices = flu pits.

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    #21
    I meant pretty serious in the "can genuinely knock you off your feet for a few days" (but not actually serious) category - a cold isn't just the sniffles. Though you're right, you can die from a cold in the wrong circumstances.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #22
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      A cold can be pretty serious though, don't dismiss all colds as equal.
      Indeed. There are 200 varients of the virus before you start taking the victims circumstances in to account.
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #23
        There are a lot of common cold experts here it seems....

        What do you know about athletes foot?

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          #24
          Originally posted by Mincepie View Post
          There are a lot of common cold experts here it seems....

          What do you know about athletes foot?
          Depends. Do you have foot fetish?

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            #25
            Originally posted by Mincepie View Post
            There are a lot of common cold experts here it seems....
            No, it's just not everyone wallows in ignorance.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #26
              Originally posted by Mincepie View Post
              There are a lot of common cold experts here it seems....

              What do you know about athletes foot?
              It's a fungus and if it's covering most of your foot go to the doctor to confirm it is.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #27
                Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                Depends. Do you have foot fetish?
                I was asking for a friend.... and yes i asked my accountant first

                I dont mind me feet being touched but i dont want anyones trotters near me but thanks for asking

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                  #28
                  If you sprinkle while you tinkle,
                  Please be sweet and wipe the seat

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                    #29
                    Eh?
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View Post
                      Every fecking client office I have worked in, bar none, is a bloody flu riddled mess. There are always permies sat around coughing their germs around. Has no-one ever told these pricks that they get PAID to stay at home in bed with a cough and sneezes?
                      If they're well enough to get to the office they don't have flu. They have a cold.

                      Feggin' permie wusses

                      [edit] Just seen that NLUK beat me to it [/edit]
                      Last edited by RetSet; 9 March 2016, 20:17.

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