If United Kingdom were your home instead of Germany you would...

[scooterscot]

You'd

be 35.85% more likely to be unemployed
have 16.9% less free time
be 56.58% more likely to be in prison
consume 35.47% less oil
use 29.48% less electricity
spend 22.12% less money on health care
be 42.86% more likely to be murdered
experience 19.63% more of a class divide
make 5.57% less money
be 28.32% more likely to die in infancy
be 2 times more likely to have HIV/AIDS
die 0.02 years sooner
have 45.13% more babies


Compare Germany To United Kingdom

[DimPrawn]

[WTFH]

The health stats are worse for the UK because Scotland wouldn't leave us.

[tomtomagain]

You'd

spend 22.12% less money on health care
....
die 0.02 years sooner

Compare Germany To United Kingdom

So the Germans spend 22% more on health care and get to live an extra week??? Hardly seems worth it.

[diseasex]

You'd

be 35.85% more likely to be unemployed
have 16.9% less free time
be 56.58% more likely to be in prison
consume 35.47% less oil
use 29.48% less electricity
spend 22.12% less money on health care
be 42.86% more likely to be murdered
experience 19.63% more of a class divide
make 5.57% less money
be 28.32% more likely to die in infancy
be 2 times more likely to have HIV/AIDS
die 0.02 years sooner
have 45.13% more babies
Experience 99% less German language

FTFY

[DodgyAgent]

You'd

be 35.85% more likely to be unemployed
have 16.9% less free time
be 56.58% more likely to be in prison
consume 35.47% less oil
use 29.48% less electricity
spend 22.12% less money on health care
be 42.86% more likely to be murdered
experience 19.63% more of a class divide
make 5.57% less money
be 28.32% more likely to die in infancy
be 2 times more likely to have HIV/AIDS
die 0.02 years sooner
have 45.13% more babies
Your own CUK to post tripe on
Bragging rights on two world wars
speak a language that people understand
Cricket
Rugby
A Royal family
Go out for a night out without being molested by immigrants



Compare Germany To United Kingdom

FTFY

[DodgyAgent]

If you lived in the UK you might have something between your legs to feel proud about

I moving to Germany to cure my "German Helmet envy."

[DimPrawn]

FTFY

FLC is often molested by immigrants, but then to be fair, he does pay for that service.

[stek]

They've traditionally used a lot more gas in Germany, burned a lot more books and smashed a lot more Jews' windows....

[darmstadt]

Your own CUK to post tripe on
Bragging rights on 4 world cups, in fact better at most sports
speak a language that has much of its origins in German and is in fact a bastard version of many European languages
Cricket which is slowly taking off
Rugby which is definitely taking off
A Royal family who just happen to be German but at least they don't pay for them
Go out for a night out without being molested by Tories, right wingers and chavs
A minimum of parasitic recruitment agents

FTFY.