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    Any contractor in Midlands here ? NLUK ?

    Wolverhampton beggar earns just £12,000 less than David Cameron | Daily Mail Online

    WTF does his accountant say?

    #2
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Run for election, you are clearly better at budgeting than the idiot doing it at the moment?

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      #3
      AYCOTBAB????
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Earns?

        Perhaps obtaining money by deception by pretending to be poor, when he clearly isn't.

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          #5
          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          Earns?

          Perhaps obtaining money by deception by pretending to be poor, when he clearly isn't.
          Depends how he begs.

          If he says he's hungry and he is, then he's not lying.

          If he's says he's cold and hungry, and it's cold and he's hungry, he's not lying.
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #6
            Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
            Depends how he begs.

            If he says he's hungry and he is, then he's not lying.

            If he's says he's cold and hungry, and it's cold and he's hungry, he's not lying.


            He should become a politician then.

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              #7
              Originally posted by AtW View Post


              He should become a politician then.
              Which bit of he is NOT lying didn't you understand?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
                Which bit of he is NOT lying didn't you understand?
                If this is factual I'll smear a rubber fist with nasa strength deep heat and sit on it.

                Absolute poppycock.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                  Depends how he begs.

                  If he says he's hungry and he is, then he's not lying.

                  If he's says he's cold and hungry, and it's cold and he's hungry, he's not lying.
                  Compared to Gideon saying "we've not got a pot to p*ss in", what's the difference?
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    #10
                    What does the taxman say?

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