Is it too early...

[AtW]

Fecking flight Is delayed now. Should have taken off and they're still boarding. I got here four fricking hours early for this flight!! Selfish feckers !!!

Somebody really important is late, that's why...

[FatLazyContractor]

Fecking flight Is delayed now. Should have taken off and they're still boarding. I got here four fricking hours early for this flight!! Selfish feckers !!!

Last heard, it takes 4 hours to make a customized seat that can fit a fat boy.

[FatLazyContractor]

In the meantime...

... at MF's house...

[MrMarkyMark]

You can drop bodies over the side on the way.


(oh and welcome back MMM)

Cheers

I will consider the Cat route should I have a number of disposable items to get rid of, very handy.
Thanks for the tip

[clearedforlanding]

Do they make you rage as much as questions about A319/320 PTUs from punters?


"What's that funny noise the plane made? It's not safe to fly..."

Ah, the barking dog. In my year of insanity flying A320s as I thought driving a bus would be a better life than sitting behind a computer screen and ended up sitting behind a MCDU instead earning slave wages, I would leave that job to the cabin crew.

Most passenger complaints will be when the APU is off because company want you to save fuel, but on the flight deck you'll be nice & cool with the windows open.

If you really want to convince someone that a plane is not safe to fly unfold your napkin and hold it up against the seal of a door (will not work on exit row) - freaks the weak of heart right out.

Love you taking the piss out of me on the acronyms, very bad habit of mine, everything to do with aviation is an acronym, it makes IT sound like Italian poetry

[AtW]

Ah, the barking dog. In my year of insanity flying A320s as I thought driving a bus would be a better life than sitting behind a computer screen and ended up sitting behind a MCDU instead earning slave wages, I would leave that job to the cabin crew.

Have you ever flown Tornado to Italy for some spaghetti?

[FatLazyContractor]

acronym, it makes IT sound like Italian poetry

"Noises" made by Italian lasses = Italian Poetry .

I can confirm that

[FatLazyContractor]

Have you ever flown Tornado to Italy for some spaghetti?

Was that question meant for MF ?

[MrMarkyMark]

"Noises" made by Italian lasses = Italian Poetry .

I can confirm that

Attach a sound file, or it didn't happen

[FatLazyContractor]

Attach a sound file, or it didn't happen

Just because I welcomed you back, doesn't mean you should let me out.

Cojak is watching me like a hawk