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How tall are you? (Norrahe no need to play)

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    #21
    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Its Friday and my time sheet has been signed, so waiting for my lunch to finish defrosting

    6'5" here

    Q.What does SimonMac have in common with a portable loo?









































































































































































    A.They're both 6'5'' and full of tulip.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #22
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Q.What does SimonMac have in common with a portable loo?

      <snip>

      A.They're both 6'5'' and full of tulip.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portable_toilet#Size

      Portable toilets are large enough for a single occupant, usually about 110 cm (43 in) square by 210 cm (83 in) high.
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #23
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Q.What does SimonMac have in common with a portable loo?
        A.They're both 6'5'' and full of tulip.
        You are just jealous because that's your waist measurement!
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #24
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          You are just jealous because that's your waist measurement!
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #25
            6'1"

            Used to be athletic then IT got in the way.
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              #26
              5' 5.5"
              Growing old is mandatory
              Growing up is optional

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                #27
                Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                Its Friday and my time sheet has been signed, so waiting for my lunch to finish defrosting

                6'5" here
                I am 6'2.5 which makes me taller than 95% of the worlds population statistically!

                What you defrosting? A Sara Lee Gateaux big man?

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                  #28
                  I've met Churchy, he's tall - about 6' 6" I reckon?

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by ContractorHardman View Post
                    I am 6'2.5 which makes me taller than 95% of the worlds population statistically!

                    What you defrosting? A Sara Lee Gateaux big man?
                    If you have 2 arms then statistically you have more than the average number. Some strange stats out there
                    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                      If you have 2 arms then statistically you have more than the average number. Some strange stats out there

                      Here's one I learned the other day...
                      Statistically speaking, people who live in odd numbered houses/flats are more likely to be injured than those living in even numbered ones.
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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