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Originally posted by diseasex View PostMy system accepts 4 digits integers bigger than zero only, sorry .
You didn't mention that in the project brief. I'll just adjust the costs to cater for your new requirement.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostYou didn't mention that in the project brief. I'll just adjust the costs to cater for your new requirement.Comment
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Originally posted by diseasex View PostThat's called agile! You should accommodate for that beforehand.
Based on your CHANGE in requirements, we can accommodate your new request by rounding our data to integer level.
£0.001 rounded to £0
My invoice is £500 for the half day, plus £2,000 early completion charge.
Thank you.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostBased on your CHANGE in requirements, we can accommodate your new request by rounding our data to integer level.
£0.001 rounded to £0
My invoice is £500 for the half day, plus £2,000 early completion charge.
Thank you.
Looking forward to not hearing from you and please don't chase your invoices as you are not getting a penny
Kind regards,Comment
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You're the one who changed the spec from "4 digits" (which we clearly defined) to "4 digit integer bigger than zero". That would be a "natural number" to use the correct technical term.
We don't work with Supervison (or Direction or Control) and while you try to work out the mess you got yourself into and the correct solution that we provided, I shall instruct my substitute to advise you on future matters. He's cheap, only £499.99 per half day.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostYou're the one who changed the spec from "4 digits" (which we clearly defined) to "4 digit integer bigger than zero". That would be a "natural number" to use the correct technical term.
See you in court,
Your sincerelyComment
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Originally posted by diseasex View PostSorry please refer to our HR department internal policies that state that any contributions to daily rate must equal to no less than the remainder of a sum required to reach 1000 per day. Had you do your homework and had you put ANY attention to details as part of this project none of this happen. By that we mean that it incurred us a loss of 173,467.32 which we will want to claim as part of compensation for your fault.
See you in court,
Your sincerelyThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by diseasex View PostThat's called agile! You should accommodate for that beforehand.
That isn't agile that's mind reading.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postthats called BullTulip
That isn't agile that's mind reading.Comment
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