Migration crisis is putting UK graves at risk.

[WTFH]

There's a mole that's been digging near the local church. It's approaching the graveyard (dead centre of the village).

[MarillionFan]

There's a mole that's been digging near the local church. It's approaching the graveyard (dead centre of the village).

Is it Muslim?

[Danglekt]

If you stand very quiet at night you can hear it coffin.

must be all the dust.

[WTFH]

Is it Muslim?

Not sure, it's got a dark coat and all you can see are the eyes and hands. Haven't asked its religious leanings.

[MarillionFan]

Not sure, it's got a dark coat and all you can see are the eyes and hands. Haven't asked its religious leanings.

Right. Can't be AtW then. His hands are always in his pockets fiddling with something.

[FatLazyContractor]

Is it Muslim?

Allahu-Akbar?

[OwlHoot]

There's a mole that's been digging near the local church. It's approaching the graveyard (dead centre of the village).

I don't think moles normally dig very deep. That would be harder work, I imagine, for fewer worms.

[WTFH]

I don't think moles normally dig very deep. That would be harder work, I imagine, for fewer worms.

Lots of shallow graves round where I live.

[OwlHoot]

Lots of shallow graves round where I live.

Crikey, where's that, Nicaragua?

Mind you I can talk - I bet there are also a few shallow graves on Exmoor.

[MicrosoftBob]

You sure it's not an 80's throwback, is it's name Monty ?