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Previously on "Migration crisis is putting UK graves at risk."

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  • seanraaron
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    You sure it's not an 80's throwback, is it's name Monty ?
    It goes back further than that. Diggory Delvet was originally D'ig al D'vet.

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    You sure it's not an 80's throwback, is it's name Monty ?

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Lots of shallow graves round where I live.
    Crikey, where's that, Nicaragua?

    Mind you I can talk - I bet there are also a few shallow graves on Exmoor.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    I don't think moles normally dig very deep. That would be harder work, I imagine, for fewer worms.


    Lots of shallow graves round where I live.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    There's a mole that's been digging near the local church. It's approaching the graveyard (dead centre of the village).
    I don't think moles normally dig very deep. That would be harder work, I imagine, for fewer worms.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Is it Muslim?
    Allahu-Akbar?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Not sure, it's got a dark coat and all you can see are the eyes and hands. Haven't asked its religious leanings.

    Right. Can't be AtW then. His hands are always in his pockets fiddling with something.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Is it Muslim?


    Not sure, it's got a dark coat and all you can see are the eyes and hands. Haven't asked its religious leanings.

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  • Danglekt
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    If you stand very quiet at night you can hear it coffin.

    must be all the dust.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    There's a mole that's been digging near the local church. It's approaching the graveyard (dead centre of the village).


    Is it Muslim?

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  • WTFH
    started a topic Migration crisis is putting UK graves at risk.

    Migration crisis is putting UK graves at risk.

    There's a mole that's been digging near the local church. It's approaching the graveyard (dead centre of the village).

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