My plan B is buying lottery tickets.
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What the hell is "plan B"?
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My plan B is making sure that plan A doesn't go tits-up“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Plan B is an alternative to Plan A.
If you're happy doing Plan A, then you don't need a Plan B.
But if you're just biding your time until Plan B is right, then Plan B will become Plan A and you won't need to worry about a Plan B any more.
Unless of course you had a plan C, and Plan B was a stepping stone to Plan C, but you had to start with Plan A first. Then of course, your Plan C, would become Plan B, when Plan B has become Plan A. Plan A then disappears.
Simples.
Now, does anyone have a Plan D, they'd like to discuss?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostPlan B is an alternative to Plan A.
If you're happy doing Plan A, then you don't need a Plan B.
But if you're just biding your time until Plan B is right, then Plan B will become Plan A and you won't need to worry about a Plan B any more.
Unless of course you had a plan C, and Plan B was a stepping stone to Plan C, but you had to start with Plan A first. Then of course, your Plan C, would become Plan B, when Plan B has become Plan A. Plan A then disappears.
Simples.
Now, does anyone have a Plan D, they'd like to discuss?
I used to have a G plan sofa. Does that count?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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My Plan B is to work in a warehouse.
The money will of course be rubbish by comparison, but then it would be rubbish if I joined the police.
I fancy the empty-headed monotony of trudging around a massive distribution centre in my steel toe-capped boots.
I'll probably last two days.Comment
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Where does your sledge empire come in to all this though?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostPlan B is an alternative to Plan A.
If you're happy doing Plan A, then you don't need a Plan B.
But if you're just biding your time until Plan B is right, then Plan B will become Plan A and you won't need to worry about a Plan B any more.
Unless of course you had a plan C, and Plan B was a stepping stone to Plan C, but you had to start with Plan A first. Then of course, your Plan C, would become Plan B, when Plan B has become Plan A. Plan A then disappears.
Simples.
Now, does anyone have a Plan D, they'd like to discuss?Comment
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My plan B is making crappy looking websites look great. Now looking at your plan b website my plan b and your plan b should get together.Comment
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It's a very good Plan B in case you become homeless without any money or job to do ...
MF would sell meat and vouchers it to beggars...Comment
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Originally posted by woohoo View PostMy plan B is making crappy looking websites look great. Now looking at your plan b website my plan b and your plan b should get together.
Gee thanks!
Am already looking at reskinning it anyway, its not an actual website but I'm using blogger and its easy for a non tecchie like me.Comment
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For Me its a bit late for plan B Plan B (Morning-After Pill): Effectiveness and Side Effects
maybe those missed by plan B will keep me in my old ageComment
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