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    #11
    Originally posted by Unix View Post
    reddit, twitter are blocked.
    So it could be worse.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Unix View Post
      Walking into your new client-co's office and you look around and there are only men and 50 year old+ obese women as far as the eye can see. Also no real work to do, reddit, twitter are blocked. Kill me now!
      Do the 50+ wimmin still dress like they're still 20? or was that at the only PS gig I did
      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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        #13
        Originally posted by Troll View Post
        Do the 50+ wimmin still dress like they're still 20? or was that at the only PS gig I did
        No thankfully, lots of obese middle aged or older men and women doing very little work at the expense of you the taxpayer. At least your taxes also go to my excellent posts on CUK.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Unix View Post
          No thankfully, lots of obese middle aged or older men and women doing very little work at the expense of you the taxpayer. At least your taxes also go to my excellent posts on CUK.
          If that is what happens to my taxes then
          Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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            #15
            Originally posted by Unix View Post
            reddit, twitter are blocked. Kill me now!
            You really spend a lot of time on Twitter? Ugh.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              As opposed to me, sat with a group of sexy Italian women who are ready to pull their knickers down for me at the flick of a switch

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                #17
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                You really spend a lot of time on Twitter? Ugh.
                Just good for keeping up with latest news.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Unix View Post
                  Just good for keeping up with latest news.
                  You get your news from twitter?

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                    As opposed to me, sat with a group of sexy Italian women who are ready to pull their knickers down for me at the flick of a switch
                    Is that the switch to light in the cupboard with your chloroform?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                      You get your news from twitter?
                      It's really good for making sure you only hear 'news' that tells you what you want to hear, and supports the positions you've taken. The problem with proper news is they try to be objective (ish)
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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