Walking into your new client-co's office and you look around and there are only men and 50 year old+ obese women as far as the eye can see. Also no real work to do, reddit, twitter are blocked. Kill me now!
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No had to think of a new user name after my previous sockies got banned.....I mean yes OSX.Originally posted by VectraMan View PostStill using UNIX?Comment
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People with nothing to do, waiting for their gold plated pension day. Fat unattractive ladies. Old tired technology.
Been there once, never again!Comment
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It's the only sector guaranteed to break a contractor's spirit on day one.Originally posted by Unix View PostYes! How did you know?
You're either skint or have fleeced them big style.
Are the white walls still a dirty cream because they've not been redecorated since the smoking ban?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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No this is a big new office. Rate is too good and could be a year or two, so warchest will grow fat. At least CUK isn't blocked, will try and get to 50000000 posts.Originally posted by LondonManc View PostIt's the only sector guaranteed to break a contractor's spirit on day one.
You're either skint or have fleeced them big style.
Are the white walls still a dirty cream because they've not been redecorated since the smoking ban?Comment
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Entire team wearing house slippers, and their desks so full of stuff it looks like my grandmothers front room.
In fact you could do one of the find the panda photo, but find the PC
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Hey! It's not our fault!Originally posted by Unix View PostNo this is a big new office. Rate is too good and could be a year or two, so warchest will grow fat. At least CUK isn't blocked, will try and get to 50000000 posts.Comment
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