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Should permies bugger off from a contractors forum?
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Nah. He won't last. He can only post once every few month. One quick one every quarter. The premature ejaculator of CUkWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Who???Originally posted by Scruff View PostHe's back! Churchie has returned from the Commando assault on Calais 🦁Comment
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To Answer the OPs question.
No, but anticipate no prisoners!Comment
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5. Do you like films about gladiators?Originally posted by WTFH View PostHow about making the registration on the site slightly different with a few extra questions...
1. What is your company/umbrellas's name?
2. What is your accountant's name?
3. What is your accountant's phone number?
4. Who do you work for?Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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Well as a permie non IT person I come here for the entertainment of the flouncing posts.
And someone has to answer your construction related questions.Growing old is mandatory
Growing up is optionalComment
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How's it going fat boy?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostNah. He won't last. He can only post once every few month. One quick one every quarter. The premature ejaculator of CUkComment
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OK here's oneOriginally posted by Halo Jones View PostAnd someone has to answer your construction related questions.
If I was to demolish a prominent building that the local council conservationtwatofficer has listed as of local interest, without informing any of the council bods
Wots the worse they can do ?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostWell as a permie non IT person I come here for the entertainment of the flouncing posts.
And someone has to answer your construction related questions.
Chimneys leaking badly.
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"New" flashing is above the roof - put in about 40 years ago when a flat roof was put between two pitches, but the original flashing (probably from the 1850s) is inside the attic. When it rains hard and the wind is blowing from the south east, the water gets in, runs down and comes out in the attic at the original flashing.
1. How do we fix it?
2. We need to re-roof the front of the house. You interested? (conservation area, but not listed)…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Any pics?Originally posted by WTFH View PostChimneys leaking badly.
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"New" flashing is above the roof - put in about 40 years ago when a flat roof was put between two pitches, but the original flashing (probably from the 1850s) is inside the attic. When it rains hard and the wind is blowing from the south east, the water gets in, runs down and comes out in the attic at the original flashing.
1. How do we fix it?
2. We need to re-roof the front of the house. You interested? (conservation area, but not listed)How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostAny pics?
Of what? AndyW's Mum?
No, not of the leaks. Will be up emptying buckets tonight so can take some then.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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