Funeral expenses

[Lost It]

Exactly, I mean **** - how hard can it be?

Let me look at this piece of paper.

Did he have a pulse?
Was he breathing?
Brains on the Dashboard?

Great, I'll sign this piece of paper. Please swipe you Chip & PIN card first.

I was taught once on a first aid course that ABC didn't mean Airway, Breathing, Circulation at all. It means Access, Barclaycard or Cash. It was some time ago.. Must have been before 1996. God I'm feeling old....

[DodgyAgent]

I have a sideline business


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[greenlake]

Just serve them up at the reception....

[AtW]

Is it cheaper if you blow yourself up with a suicide vest, whilst shouting allahu akbar?

Or does picking up the bits add to the cost?

This might invalidate the life insurance his wife secretly took on him...