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At least you can pay a homage to In Bruges, insult them and them make them run out of breath trying to chase youSocialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent. -
Eh? We are talking about MF hereOriginally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostAt least you can pay a homage to In Bruges, insult them and them make them run out of breath trying to chase you
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Where I'm currently working the canteen is quite healthy and the firm put a lot on all this healthy living (they are American) and this week the special is vegetarian stuff. On Monday while eating (I had chips) a poor chap keeled over with a heart attack and died aged only 46 (family man with 2 young kids as well), non-smoker, non-drinker and quite fit. It does make you wonder if a fit and healthy lifestyle is actually fit and healthy...“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Doesn't sound very special to me, can't see a week making any difference in any case.Originally posted by darmstadt View Postthis week the special is vegetarian stuff.
Bleeding :nazi:'sThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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It's not so much a suggestion as a statement of factOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostHow can anyone suggest that MF is not healthy?
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostYou know you've eaten too many pies when the Americans think you're fat...

you owe me a keyboard!Comment
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very underrated filmOriginally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostAt least you can pay a homage to In Bruges, insult them and them make them run out of breath trying to chase youComment
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My missus thinks it's quite romantic as it's the first film we watched togetherOriginally posted by vetran View Postvery underrated filmSocialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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"white can't jump", not sure what the story line was.Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostMy missus thinks it's quite romantic as it's the first film we watched togetherComment
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