Buy to let DOOM

[WTFH]

No, doom is watching the DFS sofa delivery lorry reverse over your favourite squirrel.

My favourite (grey) squirrel is a dead one.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

My favourite (grey) squirrel is a dead one, preferably blown out of a tree by my high velocity rifle.

[WTFH]

I don't think that one has been shot particularly well. The head normally comes off (or is obliterated)




...so I'm told.

[BrilloPad]

My favourite (grey) squirrel is a dead one.

Squirrel breast with Satay sauce. Yum!

[MrMarkyMark]

...so I'm told.

You seem to get a lot of third party information in such detail, I don't know how you do it

I tell you one thing, though, I'm not going to try and take this one on again:-

[NigelJK]

6.6% jump in “fresh-to-the-market” two-bed flats over the past year

Gets my vote for the most mangled stat of the year so far (There will be more).

So the 'policy' is not yet law, was only announced a few weeks ago, but it's the best figure for a year. Hurrah!

[MrMarkyMark]

So the 'policy' is not yet law, was only announced a few weeks ago, but it's the best figure for a year. Hurrah!

Just part of the Cameron / Gidiot GB PLC economic miracle, get with the station, man

[OwlHoot]

No, doom is watching the DFS sofa delivery lorry reverse over your favourite squirrel.

That's "mixed feelings" isn't it? Like when the mother in law reverses off a cliff in your brand new car!

[LondonManc]

That's "mixed feelings" isn't it? Like when the mother in law reverses off a cliff in your brand new car!

Or having a threesome with two women but one of them is your wife?

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Or only being allowed to watch a threesome with two women but one of them is your wife?