"I read somewhere..."

[VectraMan]

Guy on guy.

I must have picked the wrong episode of Mork and Mindy.

[vetran]

BDSM

I bet picking the tulip as my flower did that

I picked the Tulip.

[vetran]

Threesome.

You, Uhura & the war criminal?

[barrydidit]

BDSM

I bet picking the tulip as my flower did that

[zeitghost]

Threesome.

[vetran]

Oh Goody sex quiz!

Quiz: Can we tell what kind of porn you're into? | Metro News

Feminist
You prefer your porn with decent direction and more imaginative scripts than the usual stuff.

[GB9]

No, I can assure you I was NOT modelling for that photo.

Suits you image though. How can we be sure it wasn't you and that you don't have an evening job?

[Mordac]

No, I can assure you I was NOT modelling for that photo.

Methinks thou protest too much...

[Bee]

I prefer to wear the David Beckham lingerie collection....

I prefer David Beckham.

[NotAllThere]

They would then subject me to their efforts to learnt 'conversational' English.

And how did that go?

One time, an English consultant visited our office. Turns out she was from Barnsley originally (as was I). My Swiss boss afterwards confided that, although normally he had no problem understanding me, he'd not understood a word we said when this Yorkshire lass and I talked to each other. I explained it's because when I'm not home I speak "English for Foreigners".