Nowt like the DE to cheer you up

[xoggoth]

In addition to usual warnings of huge blizzards we are about to be hit by a super volcano and mega earthquakes that will each kill millions. If you do manage to survive and have children your baby will have a head the size of a marble.

Yellowstone about to blow? 1 in 10 chance super-volcano will 'kill millions' | Science | News | Daily Express

Multiple 'MEGA EARTHQUAKES' could strike ANY DAY putting millions at risk, warn experts | Science | News | Daily Express

Incurable virus causing babies with shrunken heads spreads across globe alarmingly fast | Science | News | Daily Express

Yeh!!!! Sounds exciting. Can't wait.

[mudskipper]

In addition to usual warnings of huge blizzards we are about to be hit by a super volcano and mega earthquakes that will each kill millions. If you do manage to survive and have children your baby will have a head the size of a marble.

Not all bad - it would make giving birth a bit easier.

[DimPrawn]

The Daily Express have obviously run out of House Price Boom! headlines.

[LondonManc]

Oh no, what would Diana say?

[d000hg]

The Daily Express have obviously run out of House Price Boom! headlines.

I didn't really want to see your private porno collection DP.