Seeking flat chested bird

[EternalOptimist]

I don't normally advertise for sexual favours on CUK, but..


I have reading about all these rockers who have been snuffing it recently, snorting coke of birds boobies and stuff

well I don't do drugs, so I want a bird who I can drink a can of fozzies off

so flat chested like a shelf, big, sticky out bazongas.

In return, I can offer walks on the beach and good sense of humour

[greenlake]

so flat chested like a shelf, big, sticky out bazongas.

[EternalOptimist]

im in love

[SimonMac]

One lump or two?

[BrilloPad]

I don't normally advertise for sexual favours on CUK, but..


I have reading about all these rockers who have been snuffing it recently, snorting coke of birds boobies and stuff

well I don't do drugs, so I want a bird who I can drink a can of fozzies off

so flat chested like a shelf, big, sticky out bazongas.

In return, I can offer walks on the beach and good sense of humour

Women don't want that nonsense! They want cash.

[Troll]

How about this?


https://youtu.be/JKkTdbBmP9k