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Previously on "Seeking flat chested bird"

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  • Troll
    replied
    How about this?


    https://youtu.be/JKkTdbBmP9k

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I don't normally advertise for sexual favours on CUK, but..


    I have reading about all these rockers who have been snuffing it recently, snorting coke of birds boobies and stuff

    well I don't do drugs, so I want a bird who I can drink a can of fozzies off

    so flat chested like a shelf, big, sticky out bazongas.

    In return, I can offer walks on the beach and good sense of humour
    Women don't want that nonsense! They want cash.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    One lump or two?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    im in love

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    so flat chested like a shelf, big, sticky out bazongas.

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic Seeking flat chested bird

    Seeking flat chested bird

    I don't normally advertise for sexual favours on CUK, but..


    I have reading about all these rockers who have been snuffing it recently, snorting coke of birds boobies and stuff

    well I don't do drugs, so I want a bird who I can drink a can of fozzies off

    so flat chested like a shelf, big, sticky out bazongas.

    In return, I can offer walks on the beach and good sense of humour

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