Seeking flat chested bird

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Troll replied

31 December 2015, 16:58
How about this?

https://youtu.be/JKkTdbBmP9k
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BrilloPad replied

31 December 2015, 15:18
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I don't normally advertise for sexual favours on CUK, but..

I have reading about all these rockers who have been snuffing it recently, snorting coke of birds boobies and stuff

well I don't do drugs, so I want a bird who I can drink a can of fozzies off

so flat chested like a shelf, big, sticky out bazongas.

In return, I can offer walks on the beach and good sense of humour

Women don't want that nonsense! They want cash.
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SimonMac replied

31 December 2015, 08:09
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

One lump or two?
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EternalOptimist replied

30 December 2015, 23:38
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

im in love
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greenlake replied

30 December 2015, 23:36
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

so flat chested like a shelf, big, sticky out bazongas.
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EternalOptimist started a topic Seeking flat chested bird

30 December 2015, 23:27
Seeking flat chested bird

I don't normally advertise for sexual favours on CUK, but..

I have reading about all these rockers who have been snuffing it recently, snorting coke of birds boobies and stuff

well I don't do drugs, so I want a bird who I can drink a can of fozzies off

so flat chested like a shelf, big, sticky out bazongas.

In return, I can offer walks on the beach and good sense of humour
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