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Righto, Im flouncing for good.
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I hope this isnt a pseudo flounce like others...good riddance.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Isn't that essentially what a penis is?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAre you sure?
I think you'll find that's just a slightly large clitoris.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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There are twice as many nerve ending in the clitoris than in the penis.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostIsn't that essentially what a penis is?
Anyway, talking of penises, this is what really happened in the garden of Eden.Comment
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If only it were true. If people want to leave they just go.Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
I hope this isnt a pseudo flounce like others...good riddance.Comment
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I know you posted everything about it online.Originally posted by AtW View PostThen how come I know everything about it now?
Luckily HMRC switched to the majestic search engine so can't find it.Comment
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Bolshie always looked like a very nervous type ...Originally posted by mudskipper View PostThere are twice as many nerve ending in the clitoris than in the penis.
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My recollections of counting nerve endings from dim & distant Biology classes involved creating a grid matrix on the skin area to be tested with a pen, blindfolding the person wot is to be tested and then use a pin to prick the dots of the grid recording a hit or miss a la battleships - i.e. did he (for they were always a he) feel it - thus the sensitivity and therefore the amount of nerve endings within the area can be deducedOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostThere are twice as many nerve ending in the clitoris than in the penis.
Did they do something similar on a clit to come up with that conclusion?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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I wanted to get a clitoris but every c**ts got one....Originally posted by mudskipper View PostThere are twice as many nerve ending in the clitoris than in the penis.
Anyway, talking of penises, this is what really happened in the garden of Eden.
Sorry Cojack...had to be done..'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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