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    Calling Darmy

    Darmstadt, are you safe mate ? German killed by exploding condom machine

    missing you already
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work
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    going out with a bang!

    German man dies trying to blow up a condom machine on Christmas Day | Daily Mail Online


    Maybe he should have worn some protection: German man kills himself trying to blow open and rob a CONDOM MACHINE on Christmas Day
    The 29-year-old tried to blow up the machine with a home-made explosive
    He and two accomplices targeted the condom machine for the cash inside
    But he was hit in the head by a flying piece of shrapnel after the explosion
    His partners told medical staff he fell down some stairs, before confessing
    oops double Darwin?

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      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      German man dies trying to blow up a condom machine on Christmas Day | Daily Mail Online




      oops double Darwin?

      I bet rubber-necking was a problem

      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        I was only pissed off because it didn't have any of these left in it (yes, machines do dispense these and other toys here

        “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          I was only pissed off because it didn't have any of these left in it (yes, machines do dispense these and other toys here

          unbelievable. whet the f*** h*** is a geeginet ?


          I know what a travel pussy is. my mate told me
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            I was only pissed off because it didn't have any of these left in it (yes, machines do dispense these and other toys here

            Oh they do, but they are like a Tesco plastic bag crossed with a Moebus strip that you have to fill with hot water from the tap of whatever public lavatory you are in.

            From my upcoming book "The loveless life of a contractor in Duisburg"

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              Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
              Oh they do, but they are like a Tesco plastic bag crossed with a Moebus strip that you have to fill with hot water from the tap of whatever public lavatory you are in.

              From my upcoming book "The loveless life of a contractor in Duisburg"
              omg. Do we really want all this in our sceptered Isle ?

              geeginets and Mobius strippers and hot water in service stations ?


              I will be voting OUT
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              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #8
                Its not Darmy. He is totally dickless so no need of a condom.

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                  wtf is there a condom machine in the middle of a field?

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                    Originally posted by original PM View Post
                    wtf is there a condom machine in the middle of a field?
                    To cater for all those welsh gastarbeiters??

                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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