Calling Darmy

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shaunbhoy replied

29 December 2015, 14:56
Originally posted by original PM View Post

wtf is there a condom machine in the middle of a field?

To cater for all those welsh gastarbeiters??
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original PM replied

29 December 2015, 14:43
wtf is there a condom machine in the middle of a field?
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BrilloPad replied

28 December 2015, 21:32
Its not Darmy. He is totally dickless so no need of a condom.
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EternalOptimist replied

28 December 2015, 21:06
Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post

Oh they do, but they are like a Tesco plastic bag crossed with a Moebus strip that you have to fill with hot water from the tap of whatever public lavatory you are in.

From my upcoming book "The loveless life of a contractor in Duisburg"

omg. Do we really want all this in our sceptered Isle ?

geeginets and Mobius strippers and hot water in service stations ?

I will be voting OUT
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clearedforlanding replied

28 December 2015, 21:01
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

I was only pissed off because it didn't have any of these left in it (yes, machines do dispense these and other toys here

Oh they do, but they are like a Tesco plastic bag crossed with a Moebus strip that you have to fill with hot water from the tap of whatever public lavatory you are in.

From my upcoming book "The loveless life of a contractor in Duisburg"
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EternalOptimist replied

28 December 2015, 21:00
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

I was only pissed off because it didn't have any of these left in it (yes, machines do dispense these and other toys here

unbelievable. whet the f*** h*** is a geeginet ?

I know what a travel pussy is. my mate told me
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darmstadt replied

28 December 2015, 20:54
I was only pissed off because it didn't have any of these left in it (yes, machines do dispense these and other toys here
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EternalOptimist replied

28 December 2015, 20:39
Originally posted by vetran View Post

German man dies trying to blow up a condom machine on Christmas Day | Daily Mail Online

oops double Darwin?

I bet rubber-necking was a problem
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vetran replied

28 December 2015, 20:36
going out with a bang!

German man dies trying to blow up a condom machine on Christmas Day | Daily Mail Online

Maybe he should have worn some protection: German man kills himself trying to blow open and rob a CONDOM MACHINE on Christmas Day
The 29-year-old tried to blow up the machine with a home-made explosive
He and two accomplices targeted the condom machine for the cash inside
But he was hit in the head by a flying piece of shrapnel after the explosion
His partners told medical staff he fell down some stairs, before confessing

oops double Darwin?
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EternalOptimist started a topic Calling Darmy

28 December 2015, 20:31
Calling Darmy

Darmstadt, are you safe mate ? German killed by exploding condom machine

missing you already
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