Hankies from random elderly relative
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Things you used to get for Christmas that you don't get anymore
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A classic hardback book from a distant aunt.
Titles such as Kidnapped, Moby Dick and Treasure Island.
She started when I was three or four but I grew into themComment
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tulipfaced“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostHankies from random elderly relative
There's something rather morbid about blowing your nose on a dead man's hanky.Comment
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Originally posted by stek View PostWhat? At 26?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by ctdctd View PostA classic hardback book from a distant aunt.
Titles such as Kidnapped, Moby Dick and Treasure Island.
She started when I was three or four but I grew into them
The first time was a huge shock as I had devoured every single book I had read up until then and I knew that it was a classic. I just couldn't get past the first few chapters.
The second time I tried I thought that I had been too young to appreciate it.
My 12 year old self was right. RL Stephenson is my least favourite author."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View Post
Also had a Gran that would knit covers for coat hangers and each year there would be a coat hanger shaped parcel under the treeHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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