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Obligatory weekend thread - lets pretend I care

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    #21
    Originally posted by Martin Scroatman View Post
    Failed? I'm playing the Rocky Mountain Garden Centre, Wells next weekend
    Wells, eh?

    I'm lost for words....
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #22
      Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
      Enjoy the sun, there's about 2km of piste open in Granada

      Sierra Nevada Webcam showing current snow conditions
      Oh, I am not going to ski silly. Friends lodge burnt down and reopens on 15th, "testing" it before the reopening.

      Its a beautifulk joint, you should check it out.

      el lodge

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        #23
        Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post

        Its a beautifulk joint, you should check it out.
        Did someone say 'Joint' ?

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          #24
          We're going up to Edinburgh to see the Christmas market. Then back to play in the band at church on Sunday, followed by a brass band carol concert to attend in the evening.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #25
            Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
            Did someone say 'Joint' ?
            What you burning?

            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              #26
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              We're going up to Edinburgh to see the Christmas market. Then back to play in the band at church on Sunday, followed by a brass band carol concert to attend in the evening.
              Try the cheese pretzels. They're pretty wicked.

              Then see how many hot rum punches you can down on the carousel bar without feeling sick.
              Last edited by Gumbo Robot; 11 December 2015, 12:35.

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                #27
                Tax returns for me and misses, and stripping the hallway wall paper, then may be a joint lol rock and roll.

                Baby is due April so need to get 1. Get the house sorted, 2. Enjoy my vices before lock down.
                I like big butts and I cannot lie.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by ELBBUBKUNPS View Post
                  Tax returns for me and misses, and stripping the hallway wall paper, then may be a joint lol rock and roll.

                  Baby is due April so need to get 1. Get the house sorted, 2. Enjoy my vices before lock down.
                  Enjoy.
                  Its Friday after all
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #29
                    Oh I forgot

                    I'm the Father Christmas at Daughters school.

                    Maybe I'll sit the wife on my knee afterwards and figure out if she has been naughty or nice.

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                      #30
                      Visiting a plot with a view to potentially building a house near one of the Bavarian lakes.

                      How a wee lad from Paisley ended up in such circumstances is a mystery.
                      "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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