Agile Scum-Master training and qualification

[darmstadt]

A mixture of project management techniques and when to ditch them, works for me.

I'm still amazed how many people work in IT and have no concept of what the SDLC is.

Similarly, the amount of people that thinks you can apply agile to any IT project.
You can't.

I'm still amazed how many people work in IT and have no idea that SDLC is actually Synchronous Data Link Control which is a layer 2 protocol for SNA, not some knobbie project management bollocks which has, in reality, sod all to do with IT

[northernladuk]

I'm still amazed how many people work in IT and have no idea that SDLC is actually Synchronous Data Link Control which is a layer 2 protocol for SNA, not some knobbie project management bollocks which has, in reality, sod all to do with IT

So it's not Supervision, Direction, Looking after and Control?? Damn it. Ive just made a right knob of myself in a techie meeting

[Martin Scroatman]

So it's not Supervision, Direction, Looking after and Control?? Damn it. Ive just made a right knob of myself in a techie meeting

Yes, I used it to connect to a CICS region via LU0

[VectraMan]

I always think it's Software Development Lite Cycle, and then start thinking about TRON.

[MrMarkyMark]

Yes, I used it to connect to a CICS region via LU0

Is that the pet name for your vibrator?

[NibblyPig]

I reckon it probably is worth it. It's a wanky load of tulipe but companies seem to yum anything with 'agile' in the name up like they're guzzling the divine ambrosia.

[fullyautomatix]

I am waiting for the official notice from someone high up saying that Agile/Scrum etc is officially dead. Long live Agile.

I have been to Scrum trainings and passed the certification but really there is nothing new there. I have always built software like that and there nothing innovative in there.

[AtW]

Oi, Wilmsy, why won't you get yourself MCSE first?