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Christmas present for ex-mrs-bp-2

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    Christmas present for ex-mrs-bp-2

    Firstly anyone who abbreviates Christmas to Xmas should be shot.

    She has asked for a cordless Dyson. £230! I was thinking along the lines of a fiver. But it will mean that when I visit baby bp the house might be clean.

    What should I buy her?

    #2
    A better vacuum for (£230 - Cost of better vacuum) ~= £150

    Then give her £150 to spend as she pleases, or just pocket the £150 saved.
    Originally posted by Nigel Farage MEP - 2016-06-24 04:00:00
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      #3
      £89 for a Henry. Better than any Dyson, and British made
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Firstly anyone who abbreviates Christmas to Xmas should be shot.

        She has asked for a cordless Dyson. £230! I was thinking along the lines of a fiver. But it will mean that when I visit baby bp the house might be clean.

        What should I buy her?
        Is the cleanliness issue caused by the Vacuum or the person pushing it?

        For chrissakes don't give her one, you are in enough trouble already!

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          #5
          Cordless Dyson are a god send when you have kids, you gave her a divorce, thats the best crimbo present you can give
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
            you gave her a divorce, thats the best crimbo present you can give
            Not the cheapest gift mind.

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              Not the cheapest gift mind.
              But worth every penny
              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                #8
                Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                But worth every penny
                It would be. If another woman did not come along to make me miserable.

                Maybe I should join the French Foreign Legion.

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                  #9
                  Buy it. At least something in the house will suck on command.

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                    #10
                    Tell her she has to clean the carpet with her tongue. Men these days.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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