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    #11
    Get her a hat and a dildo, if she does not like the hat she can f**k herself

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      #12
      For a contractor's ex wife I'd suggest a tea bag. https://teatropolitan.wordpress.com/...nsive-tea-bag/
      England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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        #13
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        It would be. If another woman did not come along to make me miserable.

        Maybe I should join the French Foreign Legion.
        I suggest surgery (removal) as the only safe option.

        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          #14
          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          £89 for a Henry. Better than any Dyson, and British made
          Yep, I've had my Henry for years.

          Don't know if the new lower wattage versions that are coming out to comply with EU regs willl be any good though.

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            #15
            Why the heck are you buying your ex wife a present?!
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #16
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Why the heck are you buying your ex wife a present?!
              Benefits lass, benefits.

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                #17
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Why the heck are you buying your ex wife a present?!
                she has one of his offspring, keeping her sweet I think.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  Why the heck are you buying your ex wife a present?!
                  She took his balls as part of the divorce "settlement", he is still hoping he could get them back...

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    She took his balls as part of the divorce "settlement", he is still hoping he could get them back...
                    It amazing the wonders of surgery these days
                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      Why the heck are you buying your ex wife a present?!
                      Because her solicitor was better than his
                      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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