Christmas present for ex-mrs-bp-2

[tarbera]

Get her a hat and a dildo, if she does not like the hat she can f**k herself

[Uncle Albert]

For a contractor's ex wife I'd suggest a tea bag. https://teatropolitan.wordpress.com/...nsive-tea-bag/

[MrMarkyMark]

It would be. If another woman did not come along to make me miserable.

Maybe I should join the French Foreign Legion.

I suggest surgery (removal) as the only safe option.

[Gumbo Robot]

£89 for a Henry. Better than any Dyson, and British made

Yep, I've had my Henry for years.

Don't know if the new lower wattage versions that are coming out to comply with EU regs willl be any good though.

[MaryPoppins]

Why the heck are you buying your ex wife a present?!

[FatLazyContractor]

Why the heck are you buying your ex wife a present?!

Benefits lass, benefits.

[vetran]

Why the heck are you buying your ex wife a present?!

she has one of his offspring, keeping her sweet I think.

[AtW]

Why the heck are you buying your ex wife a present?!

She took his balls as part of the divorce "settlement", he is still hoping he could get them back...

[MrMarkyMark]

She took his balls as part of the divorce "settlement", he is still hoping he could get them back...

It amazing the wonders of surgery these days

[SimonMac]

Why the heck are you buying your ex wife a present?!

Because her solicitor was better than his