Get her a hat and a dildo, if she does not like the hat she can f**k herself
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For a contractor's ex wife I'd suggest a tea bag. https://teatropolitan.wordpress.com/...nsive-tea-bag/England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Yep, I've had my Henry for years.Originally posted by WTFH View Post
Don't know if the new lower wattage versions that are coming out to comply with EU regs willl be any good though.Comment
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Why the heck are you buying your ex wife a present?!Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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she has one of his offspring, keeping her sweet I think.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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She took his balls as part of the divorce "settlement", he is still hoping he could get them back...Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostComment
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It amazing the wonders of surgery these daysOriginally posted by AtW View Post
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Because her solicitor was better than hisOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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