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    Thinking about taking training and going for the test – been on the bucket list for a while.

    Has anyone done this – any advice?

    #2
    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Thinking about taking training and going for the test – been on the bucket list for a while.

    Has anyone done this – any advice?
    You're expected to provide your own egg-crusted string vest and dead hookers.

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      #3
      FTFY

      You're expected to provide your own egg-crusted string vest, amphetamines, dodgy driving "skills" and dead hookers.
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
        Thinking about taking training and going for the test – been on the bucket list for a while.

        Has anyone done this – any advice?
        No.

        But it's a pipe dream of mine I get every time I watch Ice Road Truckers.

        Wouldn't fancy it in this country though. It'd be like being stuck in one long traffic jam.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Martin Scroatman View Post
          every time I watch Ice Road Truckers.

          Oh Awesome, you are a fan too
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
            Thinking about taking training and going for the test – been on the bucket list for a while.

            Has anyone done this – any advice?
            Are you struggling with your love life?

            Ofcom clears Clarkson over jibe that truck drivers 'murder prostitutes' as BBC receives more than 500 complaints | Daily Mail Online

            Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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              #7
              Sockpuppet has some kind of HGV licence.

              Not that he's round these parts much any more.
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                #8
                I'd avoid Calais if I were you.
                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Whx2UcITvU
                England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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                  #9
                  Don't joke a few years ago and a few miles from here a lorry driver strangled his step-daughter after molesting her, then hanged himself.

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                    #10
                    Dont do it! Pay is in the region of £9 an hour.
                    I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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