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    #21
    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    The helpdesk (recently outsourced to India) want an incident resolved because it's been given high priority. They fail to understand that just because it's high priority for them (they'll have failed to hit their target), it's not high priority for the rest of us.

    I've given two technical solutions (neither of which the helpdesk people actually understand), but the people who would choose which solution to implement are both on leave, and nobody else actually gives a toss. Helpdesk in panic.
    The correct response would have been to refer them to the Emergency Assistance Booth....

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      #22
      Originally posted by greenlake View Post
      The correct response would have been to refer them to the Emergency Assistance Booth....

      The suit isn't Hugo boss, is it?

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        #23
        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        The suit isn't Hugo boss, is it?
        I did Nazi that coming
        Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

        No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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