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    #11
    Run wearing a bin bag to keep the sweat in and carry a rucksack of books, increase the books as you train.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Dallas View Post
      Run wearing a bin bag to keep the sweat in and carry a rucksack of books, increase the books as you train.
      Preferably do not train on the way to work
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Dallas View Post
        Run wearing a bin bag to keep the sweat in and carry a rucksack of books, increase the books as you train.
        You are watching perverted porn these days, arent you?

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          #14
          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          You are watching perverted porn these days, arent you?
          I think my suggestion of the gimp suit in conjunction, with, Dallas's suggestion of the books, could mean old Scrotey is first past the finish line
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #15
            Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
            I think my suggestion of the gimp suit in conjunction, with, Dallas's suggestion of the books, could mean old Scrotey is first past the finish line
            In what? a pressure cooker suit?

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              #16
              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              In what? a pressure cooker suit?
              Gimp Suit, you not seen Pulp Fiction, maybe not racy enough for your tastes
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #17
                Why you always descend into porn and your dillusional sex life when it's plain you are gagging for any action or attention in your perpetual drought of a sad life.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Dallas View Post
                  Why you always descend into porn and your dillusional sex life when it's plain you are gagging for any action or attention in your perpetual drought of a sad life.
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Dallas View Post
                    Why you always descend into porn and your dillusional sex life when it's plain you are gagging for any action or attention in your perpetual drought of a sad life.
                    Calm down Dallas its only a piss take.

                    You need to Butch up if you are going to play in General.

                    Remember FLC hires external experts by the hour, you & me just have to whistle to get laid!
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      #20
                      Blatant rep farming from an even more blatant sockpuppet (reported as requested by Admin, but ignored of course) troll.

                      If you are honestly doing the marathon in a costume then as suggested train in a way that you tend to overheat, have restricted breathing and carry at least 20 kilo's in a rucksack.

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