Seriously - a Manchester Xmas Do

[NickFitz]

Does anybody live north of London ? I thought it was all fields.

slagheaps.

If it doesn't clash with the London one, I might venture up for a Manchester do - though only if they let people with a Liverpudlian passport in these days

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

This attitude of you Southerners, towards cheap designer bling and poor quality threads, is what gets my goat

[DaveB]

I would, but it's actually quicker and easier for me to get to That London than it is to get to Manchester, despite the fact that I live 20 miles south of Doncaster.

Now if you said Sheffield, York or Leeds that would be different.

Not Doncaster though. Wouldn't wish that on anyone.

[EternalOptimist]

If it was in Bootle, I'd go.
but Manchostoh

it's full of weirdos who speak funny

[LondonManc]

If it was in Bootle, I'd go.
but Manchostoh

it's full of weirdos who speak funny

Have you lot stopped gargling phlegm yet lah?

[MrMarkyMark]

Have you lot stopped gargling phlegm yet lah?

Oi, you are supposed to rally against the southern jessies, not each other

[EternalOptimist]

Have you lot stopped gargling phlegm yet lah?

lah ? heh heh
havn't heard that for years.

'under the arm' , that was another one. me dads favourite that was

[LondonManc]

Oi, you are supposed to rally against southern jessies like me, not each other

FTFY.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY.

Born in Cheshire, no wonder I'm so confused

[LondonManc]

Born in Cheshire, no wonder I'm so confused

Cheshire? Definitely a southerner.