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    CUK Christmas Party 2015

    See: http://forums.contractoruk.com/socia...ty-2015-a.html


    Less than a month till the CUK Christmas party!

    Date: 11 December 2015
    Place: Counting House, Cornhill - The 'Dining Room'
    Time: 6pm ->
    Theme: Pie and beer

    All welcome, more the merrier. We've got a much bigger room than last year.

    Bring a secret santa (optional).

    FAQs:

    Q: I'm a lurker and don't post much, can I still come?
    A: Yes!

    Q: What should I wear?
    A: Whatever you like, but bonus points for Christmas jumpers

    Q: Can I bring my partner?
    A: Of course, more the merrier

    Q: Aren't you lot a bunch of weirdos?
    A: Yes!

    Q: Will I fit in?
    A: See above

    Q: I'm only 24, aren't you lot all really old?
    A: Last year's guests ranged from around mid 20s to, um, how old are you, Nick?

    Q: I'm panicking about the secret santa thing - what do I buy?
    A: Previous secret santa gifts have ranged from a box of chocolates, to a bag of nappies, to a hotel room key and box of condoms. Gladiators, radiators and tulips often feature. Spend around a fiver.

    Q: Will I get laid?
    A: Probably not, but see above

    #2
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Bring a secret santa (optional).
    Can I bring a hooker? Or are they provided?

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      #3
      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
      Can I bring a hooker? Or are they provided?

      Well built rugby players always appreciated.

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        #4
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

        Bring a secret santa (optional).

        FAQs:

        Q: I'm a lurker and don't post much, can I still come?
        A: Yes!

        Q: What should I wear?
        A: Whatever you like, but bonus points for Christmas jumpers

        Q: Can I bring my partner?
        A: Of course, more the merrier

        Q: Aren't you lot a bunch of weirdos?
        A: Yes!

        Q: Will I fit in?
        A: See above

        Q: I'm only 24, aren't you lot all really old?
        A: Last year's guests ranged from around mid 20s to, um, how old are you, Nick?

        Q: I'm panicking about the secret santa thing - what do I buy?
        A: Previous secret santa gifts have ranged from a box of chocolates, to a bag of nappies, to a hotel room key and box of condoms. Gladiators, radiators and tulips often feature. Spend around a fiver.

        Q: Will I get laid?
        A: Probably not, but see above
        FFS, this sounds like an advert for a Swingers party.

        Where are the mods? NAT ?

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          #5
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          Q: I'm only 24, aren't you lot all really old?
          A: Last year's guests ranged from around mid 20s to, um, how old are you, Nick?
          Five years younger than you, wasn't it?

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            #6
            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Five years younger than you, wasn't it?
            Ouch! Is NF booted out of the euromillions syndicate?

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              #7
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              See: http://forums.contractoruk.com/socia...ty-2015-a.html


              Less than a month till the CUK Christmas party!

              Date: 11 December 2015
              Place: Counting House, Cornhill - The 'Dining Room'
              Time: 6pm ->
              Theme: Pie and beer

              All welcome, more the merrier. We've got a much bigger room than last year.

              Bring a secret santa (optional).

              FAQs:

              Q: I'm a lurker and don't post much, can I still come?
              A: Yes!

              Q: What should I wear?
              A: Whatever you like, but bonus points for Christmas jumpers

              Q: Can I bring my partner?
              A: Of course, more the merrier

              Q: Aren't you lot a bunch of weirdos?
              A: Yes!

              Q: Will I fit in?
              A: See above

              Q: I'm only 24, aren't you lot all really old?
              A: Last year's guests ranged from around mid 20s to, um, how old are you, Nick?

              Q: I'm panicking about the secret santa thing - what do I buy?
              A: Previous secret santa gifts have ranged from a box of chocolates, to a bag of nappies, to a hotel room key and box of condoms. Gladiators, radiators and tulips often feature. Spend around a fiver.

              Q: Will I get laid?
              A: Probably not, but see above

              Is this in London, again? Can't we have the CUK meetup in Manchester?

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                #8
                Originally posted by woohoo View Post
                Is this in London, again? Can't we have the CUK meetup in Manchester?
                Why don't you organise one?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  Why don't you organise one?
                  Software developer with limited social skills organises xmas party, what the **** could go wrong??

                  Who wants a Xmas party in Manchester?
                  Last edited by woohoo; 15 November 2015, 18:01.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
                    Software developer with limited social skills organises xmas party, what the **** could go wrong??

                    Who wants a Xmas party in Manchester?
                    See http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...rs-2015-a.html

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