CUK Christmas Party 2015

[mudskipper]

See: http://forums.contractoruk.com/socia...ty-2015-a.html


Less than a month till the CUK Christmas party!

Date: 11 December 2015
Place: Counting House, Cornhill - The 'Dining Room'
Time: 6pm ->
Theme: Pie and beer

All welcome, more the merrier. We've got a much bigger room than last year.

Bring a secret santa (optional).

FAQs:

Q: I'm a lurker and don't post much, can I still come?
A: Yes!

Q: What should I wear?
A: Whatever you like, but bonus points for Christmas jumpers

Q: Can I bring my partner?
A: Of course, more the merrier

Q: Aren't you lot a bunch of weirdos?
A: Yes!

Q: Will I fit in?
A: See above

Q: I'm only 24, aren't you lot all really old?
A: Last year's guests ranged from around mid 20s to, um, how old are you, Nick?

Q: I'm panicking about the secret santa thing - what do I buy?
A: Previous secret santa gifts have ranged from a box of chocolates, to a bag of nappies, to a hotel room key and box of condoms. Gladiators, radiators and tulips often feature. Spend around a fiver.

Q: Will I get laid?
A: Probably not, but see above

[FatLazyContractor]

Bring a secret santa (optional).

Can I bring a hooker? Or are they provided?

[mudskipper]

Can I bring a hooker? Or are they provided?

Well built rugby players always appreciated.

[FatLazyContractor]

Bring a secret santa (optional).

FAQs:

Q: I'm a lurker and don't post much, can I still come?
A: Yes!

Q: What should I wear?
A: Whatever you like, but bonus points for Christmas jumpers

Q: Can I bring my partner?
A: Of course, more the merrier

Q: Aren't you lot a bunch of weirdos?
A: Yes!

Q: Will I fit in?
A: See above

Q: I'm only 24, aren't you lot all really old?
A: Last year's guests ranged from around mid 20s to, um, how old are you, Nick?

Q: I'm panicking about the secret santa thing - what do I buy?
A: Previous secret santa gifts have ranged from a box of chocolates, to a bag of nappies, to a hotel room key and box of condoms. Gladiators, radiators and tulips often feature. Spend around a fiver.

Q: Will I get laid?
A: Probably not, but see above

FFS, this sounds like an advert for a Swingers party.

Where are the mods? NAT ?

[NickFitz]

Q: I'm only 24, aren't you lot all really old?
A: Last year's guests ranged from around mid 20s to, um, how old are you, Nick?

Five years younger than you, wasn't it?

[BrilloPad]

Five years younger than you, wasn't it?

Ouch! Is NF booted out of the euromillions syndicate?

[woohoo]

See: http://forums.contractoruk.com/socia...ty-2015-a.html


Less than a month till the CUK Christmas party!

Date: 11 December 2015
Place: Counting House, Cornhill - The 'Dining Room'
Time: 6pm ->
Theme: Pie and beer

All welcome, more the merrier. We've got a much bigger room than last year.

Bring a secret santa (optional).

FAQs:

Q: I'm a lurker and don't post much, can I still come?
A: Yes!

Q: What should I wear?
A: Whatever you like, but bonus points for Christmas jumpers

Q: Can I bring my partner?
A: Of course, more the merrier

Q: Aren't you lot a bunch of weirdos?
A: Yes!

Q: Will I fit in?
A: See above

Q: I'm only 24, aren't you lot all really old?
A: Last year's guests ranged from around mid 20s to, um, how old are you, Nick?

Q: I'm panicking about the secret santa thing - what do I buy?
A: Previous secret santa gifts have ranged from a box of chocolates, to a bag of nappies, to a hotel room key and box of condoms. Gladiators, radiators and tulips often feature. Spend around a fiver.

Q: Will I get laid?
A: Probably not, but see above

Is this in London, again? Can't we have the CUK meetup in Manchester?

[mudskipper]

Is this in London, again? Can't we have the CUK meetup in Manchester?

Why don't you organise one?

[woohoo]

Why don't you organise one?

Software developer with limited social skills organises xmas party, what the **** could go wrong??

Who wants a Xmas party in Manchester?

[mudskipper]

Software developer with limited social skills organises xmas party, what the **** could go wrong??

Who wants a Xmas party in Manchester?

See http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...rs-2015-a.html