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    #21
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Carry a pair of latex gloves with your spare tubes / punture repair kit.
    Pansy!

    Originally posted by Chuck View Post
    I used to have a PM who'd use the urinal, then groom his hair in front of the large mirror, then wash his hands.

    Filthy peasant.
    Maybe he didn't have a filthy penis? It's not like you get wee all over your hands when peeing, unlike a #2 where you are touching things you wish you weren't.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #22
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Pansy!

      Maybe he didn't have a filthy penis? It's not like you get wee all over your hands when peeing, unlike a #2 where you are touching things you wish you weren't.
      Splashback. Even if you can't see it, I'll bet your hands are covered in other people's wee by the time you've finished. Especially if the thing is flushing at the time.

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        #23
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        I never thought about this when I was young.

        But when I got to middle age I used to use this as one way of judging people. If I were dealing with someone who was not working on the land, and they had dirty nails

        do not touch with a barge pole
        OTOH, Hitler and Pol Pot probably had clean fingernails. So you can never be entirely sure
        Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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          #24
          Originally posted by Chuck View Post
          Splashback. Even if you can't see it, I'll bet your hands are covered in other people's wee by the time you've finished. Especially if the thing is flushing at the time.
          This.

          Unfortunately at client co, people are very carte blanche with their toilet habits
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Chuck View Post
            Splashback. Even if you can't see it, I'll bet your hands are covered in other people's wee by the time you've finished. Especially if the thing is flushing at the time.
            Generally you're meant to use the urinal one at a time, not try and share.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #26
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Generally you're meant to use the urinal one at a time, not try and share.
              They probably read your sign regarding Urine being quite nourishing and probably decided to try their chances

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                #27
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Maybe he didn't have a filthy penis? It's not like you get wee all over your hands when peeing, unlike a #2 where you are touching things you wish you weren't.
                Don't you use toilet paper then?
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                  Don't you use toilet paper then?
                  That would explain the dirty finger nails.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                    Don't you use toilet paper then?
                    It's rather porous.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Chuck View Post
                      That would explain the dirty finger nails.


                      The Chunt of Chunts.

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