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Outed one yesterday, bleedin' foul behaviourWorse still are those who don't bother washing their hands after using the traps.
FTFY
Originally posted by VectraMan View PostMy Dad gave me some advice when I was going on my first date: "They look at your grooming; that your fingernails are clean and well clipped and you have a nice short haircut". Me being a long haired scruffy yob looked at him like "What?". There I was thinking my ability to write C was what was important.
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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I used to have a PM who'd use the urinal, then groom his hair in front of the large mirror, then wash his hands.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostOuted one yesterday, bleedin' foul behaviour
Filthy peasant.Comment
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Was talking about C on my first date not the right thing? I thought she looked bored.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostFTFY
Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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You just gave MF a fist job.Originally posted by Pogle View PostMy nails are electric blue - what does that say about me?Comment
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Originally posted by VectraMan View PostWas talking about C on my first date not the right thing? I thought she looked bored.
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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He was obviously sniffing the cheese when doing the hairOriginally posted by Chuck View PostI used to have a PM who'd use the urinal, then groom his hair in front of the large mirror, then wash his hands.
Filthy peasant.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Thats your fantasy Sweetie - not mineOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostYou just gave MF a fist job.
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Shouldn't you also wash first, I mean, you've just been touching dirty door handles, probably a really filthy keyboard and god knows what else and then you're putting those germ and bacteria infested hands around your personals....Originally posted by zeitghostWorse still are those who don't bother washing their hands after using the traps.
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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