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    #11
    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    My nails are electric blue - what does that say about me?
    Dirty mind.

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      #12
      Worse still are those who don't bother washing their hands after using the traps.
      Outed one yesterday, bleedin' foul behaviour

      FTFY

      Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
      My Dad gave me some advice when I was going on my first date: "They look at your grooming; that your fingernails are clean and well clipped and you have a nice short haircut". Me being a long haired scruffy yob looked at him like "What?". There I was thinking my ability to write C was what was important.
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #13
        Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
        Outed one yesterday, bleedin' foul behaviour
        I used to have a PM who'd use the urinal, then groom his hair in front of the large mirror, then wash his hands.

        Filthy peasant.

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          #14
          Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
          FTFY
          Was talking about C on my first date not the right thing? I thought she looked bored.
          Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Pogle View Post
            My nails are electric blue - what does that say about me?
            You just gave MF a fist job.

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              #16
              Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
              Was talking about C on my first date not the right thing? I thought she looked bored.
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Chuck View Post
                I used to have a PM who'd use the urinal, then groom his hair in front of the large mirror, then wash his hands.

                Filthy peasant.
                He was obviously sniffing the cheese when doing the hair
                How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                  #18
                  Swimming shifts everything inc. bike grease/oil.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                    You just gave MF a fist job.
                    Thats your fantasy Sweetie - not mine
                    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                    Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      Worse still are those who don't bother washing their hands after using the traps.
                      Shouldn't you also wash first, I mean, you've just been touching dirty door handles, probably a really filthy keyboard and god knows what else and then you're putting those germ and bacteria infested hands around your personals....
                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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