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Worse still are those who don't bother washing their hands after using the traps.
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Originally posted by VectraMan View PostMy Dad gave me some advice when I was going on my first date: "They look at your grooming; that your fingernails are clean and well clipped and you have a nice short haircut". Me being a long haired scruffy yob looked at him like "What?". There I was thinking my ability to write C was what was important.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostOuted one yesterday, bleedin' foul behaviour
Filthy peasant.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostFTFYWill work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostMy nails are electric blue - what does that say about me?Comment
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Originally posted by VectraMan View PostWas talking about C on my first date not the right thing? I thought she looked bored.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by Chuck View PostI used to have a PM who'd use the urinal, then groom his hair in front of the large mirror, then wash his hands.
Filthy peasant.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostYou just gave MF a fist job.I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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Originally posted by zeitghostWorse still are those who don't bother washing their hands after using the traps.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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