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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Splashback. Even if you can't see it, I'll bet your hands are covered in other people's wee by the time you've finished. Especially if the thing is flushing at the time.Originally posted by d000hg View PostPansy!
Maybe he didn't have a filthy penis? It's not like you get wee all over your hands when peeing, unlike a #2 where you are touching things you wish you weren't.Comment
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OTOH, Hitler and Pol Pot probably had clean fingernails. So you can never be entirely sureOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI never thought about this when I was young.
But when I got to middle age I used to use this as one way of judging people. If I were dealing with someone who was not working on the land, and they had dirty nails
do not touch with a barge pole
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This.Originally posted by Chuck View PostSplashback. Even if you can't see it, I'll bet your hands are covered in other people's wee by the time you've finished. Especially if the thing is flushing at the time.
Unfortunately at client co, people are very carte blanche with their toilet habits
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Generally you're meant to use the urinal one at a time, not try and share.Originally posted by Chuck View PostSplashback. Even if you can't see it, I'll bet your hands are covered in other people's wee by the time you've finished. Especially if the thing is flushing at the time.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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They probably read your sign regarding Urine being quite nourishing and probably decided to try their chancesOriginally posted by d000hg View PostGenerally you're meant to use the urinal one at a time, not try and share.
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Don't you use toilet paper then?Originally posted by d000hg View PostMaybe he didn't have a filthy penis? It's not like you get wee all over your hands when peeing, unlike a #2 where you are touching things you wish you weren't.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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That would explain the dirty finger nails.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostDon't you use toilet paper then?Comment
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It's rather porous.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostDon't you use toilet paper then?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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