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Toilets Installed at Oblique Angle

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    #31
    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Simple solution: don't sh.t on company time.
    I'm sure someone will come up with a cost benefit analysis, based on an average daily rate, average time elapsed, through not doing this, daily, on Client Cos time, shortly.

    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #32
      If I don't sh.t on company time, can I claim toilet roll at home as a business expense?
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        #33
        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        If I don't sh.t on company time, can I claim toilet roll at home as a business expense?
        Fill yer boots, you're in business, aren't you, you can claim whatever you want..

        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          #34
          I had to go for an Eartha Kitt in a café in paris once, all 4 walls and ceiling were mirrored, I think I suffered from PTS in subsequent years from the experience.

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            #35
            Originally posted by minestrone View Post
            I had to go for an Eartha Kitt in a café in paris once, all 4 walls and ceiling were mirrored, I think I suffered from PTS in subsequent years from the experience.
            You could have taken advantage and had a good w*nk to take your mind off it.
            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              #36
              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              Simple solution: don't sh.t on company time.
              Why ever not? I find it quite comforting to know that I am being paid to take a Gladys.

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                #37
                Originally posted by Martin Scroatman View Post
                The toilet is angled slightly such that when a user is in situe, he is facing the left corner of the cubicle. If it were not installed at an oblique angle, the user would be fully facing the door.

                The distance between the installation and the door is less than the distance between the installation and the left corner of the cubicle such that the user has several inches extra legroom.
                Oh, if only my specs had this level of accuracy, lucidity and detail. I may propose this snatch of prose as a template.
                My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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                  #38
                  Or you could have a banging tom tit....

                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #39
                    Nice, try getting that into client cos toilets unseen


                    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                    Or you could have a banging tom tit....

                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                      Nice, try getting that into client cos toilets unseen
                      I've got the smaller version: https://play.google.com/store/apps/d....drumset&hl=en
                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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