A Question Of Etiquette

[PurpleGorilla]

When you are one handed wiping a toddler's arse, it is easier if it hangs from the back, as you can press your leg on it to rip the next piece off.

[PurpleGorilla]

Dunno.

Since I worked in Saudi I've adopted the ME method - a hose with a showerhead basically.

Far more hygienic.

What do you dry your bum with?

[Gumbo Robot]

What do you dry your bum with?

A rag. Clean one every time, obviously.

[vetran]

the front and make little pleats like every decent hotel I have stayed in.

[EternalOptimist]

I had this , er, friend who got a back scrubber to clean his bum in the shower. No problem until me missus, I mean HIS missus, started to use it as well. Now he spends an extra ten minutes every morning cleaning Klingons off a stiff brush.
Just hope she never borrers his toothbrush