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    #11
    Shoot the Invaders column by column, never row by row

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      #12
      8. Never use ducktape from Rymans. It doesn't stick very well when wet and doesn't dampen down noise properly.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #13
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        8. Never use ducktape from Rymans. It doesn't stick very well when wet and doesn't dampen down noise properly.
        Mrs MF got out again?
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #14
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          8. Never use ducktape from Rymans. It doesn't stick very well when wet and doesn't dampen down noise properly.
          Now, a real professional has a completely sound proofed cellar.
          Rohypnol usually helps, also.
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #15
            Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
            Now, a real professional has a completely sound proofed cellar.
            Rohypnol usually helps, also.
            WTF? You can use Rohypnol on an outdoor sound system???
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              WTF? You can use Rohypnol on an outdoor sound system???
              Of course, you won't hear a sound out of it
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #17
                I can hear muffled screaming from next door where a rather large man, with pockets full of pies, lives.

                What shall I do?
                The Chunt of Chunts.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                  I can hear muffled screaming from next door where a rather large man, with pockets full of pies, lives.

                  What shall I do?
                  Leave FLC to go about his business as normal.
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    8. Never use ducktape from Rymans. It doesn't stick very well when wet and doesn't dampen down noise properly.
                    Wikipedia has an article on Duck Typing. But Duck Tape has defeated it

                    edit: Oh flip, I checked to be doubly sure and their article on Duct Tape starts

                    Duct tape or duck tape is cloth- or scrim-backed pressure-sensitive tape - often coated with polyethylene. ...
                    So I owe you a drink MF
                    Last edited by OwlHoot; 16 October 2015, 14:23.
                    Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                      #20
                      I can't make decisions so let fate make them for me and it doesn't always work out well.
                      I like big butts and I cannot lie.

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