Reply to: Lessons learnt this week.

[ELBBUBKUNPS]

I can't make decisions so let fate make them for me and it doesn't always work out well / very expensive mistakes.

[MyUserName]

Never assume that you have trapped your opponent's sword and simply charge in, especially if he is one of the best fighters in Europe.

Otherwise you might end up with whiplash.

[ELBBUBKUNPS]

I can't make decisions so let fate make them for me and it doesn't always work out well.

[OwlHoot]

8. Never use ducktape from Rymans. It doesn't stick very well when wet and doesn't dampen down noise properly.

Wikipedia has an article on Duck Typing. But Duck Tape has defeated it

edit: Oh flip, I checked to be doubly sure and their article on Duct Tape starts

Duct tape or duck tape is cloth- or scrim-backed pressure-sensitive tape - often coated with polyethylene. ...

So I owe you a drink MF

[LondonManc]

I can hear muffled screaming from next door where a rather large man, with pockets full of pies, lives.

What shall I do?

Leave FLC to go about his business as normal.

[MrMarkyMark]

I can hear muffled screaming from next door where a rather large man, with pockets full of pies, lives.

What shall I do?

[MrMarkyMark]

WTF? You can use Rohypnol on an outdoor sound system???

Of course, you won't hear a sound out of it

[MarillionFan]

Now, a real professional has a completely sound proofed cellar.
Rohypnol usually helps, also.

WTF? You can use Rohypnol on an outdoor sound system???

[MrMarkyMark]

8. Never use ducktape from Rymans. It doesn't stick very well when wet and doesn't dampen down noise properly.

Now, a real professional has a completely sound proofed cellar.
Rohypnol usually helps, also.

[vetran]

8. Never use ducktape from Rymans. It doesn't stick very well when wet and doesn't dampen down noise properly.

Mrs MF got out again?

[MarillionFan]

8. Never use ducktape from Rymans. It doesn't stick very well when wet and doesn't dampen down noise properly.

[unixman]

Shoot the Invaders column by column, never row by row

[MrMarkyMark]

I thought SY01 was still looking for a contract?

He's probably worse.
We are talking about someone who didn't see the need for defining columns in a reporting BRD

[OwlHoot]

6) keep spare batteries handy for ones plasma rifle in a 40 watt range

40 Watts?

If you're killing ants one at a time - But I find ant powder is more effective.

[Forgotmylogin]

7) Never assume that the BA allocated to your project is anything more than a useless, incompetent, brain dead moron.

I thought SY01 was still looking for a contract?