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8. Never use ducktape from Rymans. It doesn't stick very well when wet and doesn't dampen down noise properly.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Mrs MF got out again?Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post8. Never use ducktape from Rymans. It doesn't stick very well when wet and doesn't dampen down noise properly.Comment
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Now, a real professional has a completely sound proofed cellar.Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post8. Never use ducktape from Rymans. It doesn't stick very well when wet and doesn't dampen down noise properly.
Rohypnol usually helps, also.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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WTF? You can use Rohypnol on an outdoor sound system???Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostNow, a real professional has a completely sound proofed cellar.
Rohypnol usually helps, also.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Of course, you won't hear a sound out of itOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostWTF? You can use Rohypnol on an outdoor sound system???
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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I can hear muffled screaming from next door where a rather large man, with pockets full of pies, lives.
What shall I do?The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Leave FLC to go about his business as normal.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostI can hear muffled screaming from next door where a rather large man, with pockets full of pies, lives.
What shall I do?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Wikipedia has an article on Duck Typing. But Duck Tape has defeated itOriginally posted by MarillionFan View Post8. Never use ducktape from Rymans. It doesn't stick very well when wet and doesn't dampen down noise properly.
edit: Oh flip, I checked to be doubly sure and their article on Duct Tape starts
So I owe you a drink MFDuct tape or duck tape is cloth- or scrim-backed pressure-sensitive tape - often coated with polyethylene. ...
Last edited by OwlHoot; 16 October 2015, 14:23.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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I can't make decisions so let fate make them for me and it doesn't always work out well.I like big butts and I cannot lie.Comment
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