PMQs

[NotAllThere]

He only says first names. So time to get creative with foreign sounding ones. "Imamaninabag from Neasden asks..." or "Batmangheli from Ilfracombe..." Bonus point if you can incorporate the "from <town>".

[EternalOptimist]

Claude Balls has a question about domestic violence

[EternalOptimist]

I P freely asks where all the public conveniences have gone

[DodgyAgent]

Dee Nile sent in a question about Pollution in rivers being ignored

[PurpleGorilla]

Mr Cameron. Dave from Essex wants to know when it comes to the Referendum are you if you are a Cumberland Sausage in or Frankfurter out kind of a guy?

[Eirikur]

Seymore Butts asks why Playboy stops publishing photos of naked models

[minestrone]

arrrgghhh

[DodgyAgent]

Corbyn is off again "Kelly has a question about tax credits"

[DodgyAgent]

Percy the Porker has a question but he cannot ask it as he has his mouth full

[d000hg]

Cameron at some point has to get ripped into him, he may be a cuddly, mung bean munching, old fart but he fronts some serious lunatics with seriously dangerous views.

Indeed. Views that the poor are people too - don't want them to get those kind of ideas, they might rise up.